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twinks2014:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg

THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH

i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish

(Source: hi)

gameofchrons:

parents: "let’s talk about your future" 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky)

unprime:

going on the first date like

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(Source: unprime)

gnarly:

me: *first one finished when eating with friends* 

me: *still hungry*

me: *looks at friends food* 

me: “you gonna fuck dat up?”

foreveralone-lyguy:

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

lydiallama:

my sister made me a t-shirt with sonic and tails on it when i was 3

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and i found it today

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still fits

i’m 17

i just found a new piece to add to my wardrobe

spooktrek:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

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unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

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unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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(Source: lucithor)